Black Giorno

Item #: NIG-001

Object Class: Umm what do you mean this bloke is just a bloke not an object do you mean object of discussion umm dunno i dropped out of set 5

Description:
Black Giorno is a mysterious entity that has only appeared once in recorded history.

Background:
On the fourth of April 2003, Igor Smith was making a routine stop at Prince-Bishop Brenton's gas station in Passau to buy some beer. He had come all the way from the Golden city of the God-Nigguer in Mali and was carrying a load of Marlboro Gold to Copenhagen. He had taken a shortcut across the Mediterranean and the cigarettes were all sopping wet.

The relationship between the Prince-Electorates of the Holy Reich of Trucking (HRT) and the Federation of Mediterranean Shipping Republics (FMSR) had recently soured because the Holy Emperor had forced the Doge of FMSR to be a gentlemanly observer at the European Conference of Transport. Thus the FMSR refused to transport any vehicles to and from the Reich. igor didnt really care about this because the Mediterranean isnt that deep just drove through it.

Igor arrived at Passau around noon and parked his truck outside the gas station. It was a comfortable 10 degrees Celsius outside and Igor let his 16 wheeler bask in the sun to dry. Igor went in the gas station but didnt see Brenton at the cash register. He went to look for him in the back of the store. There he found Brenton receiving a lap dance from none other than Flameknight7 in full steel plate armour. Flameknight7 was throwing his ass round in circles in a way that shouldn't even be possible in a suit of armour, showing the superior quality of Passau craftmanship.

At this moment a strong gush of wind swept the back of the store, and Black Giorno materialised in front of Igor. The bloke exclaimed 'WOOOOHHHH ARMOUR WITH NO CHINKS HOL ON LEMME GO AROUND LEMME GO AROUND THIS ASS WOO-'

During this Black Giorno started spinning around Flameknight7 and Brenton so fast he disappeared into thin air.

Igor said 'kinda weirdchamp that.' which Flameknight7 thought was directed at him. This made him blush so hard his helmet started to melt causing his face to be permanently disfigured by turd degree burn marks. Flameknight7 hasn't shown his face since and now resorts to using Full body trackers in VR to lapdance.

Brenton was just chillin on his throne when this all happened. He said yraighmate to Igor and Igor said nothing back because he speaks American. ok so anyway Igor concluded that if theres no guy at the cash desk then you dont need to pay so he took his beer and left for Copenhagen.

Origin:
Black Giorno originally appears in a sole entry on the Gamechap and Bertie Fandom-wiki. It is not known who made this entry but some believe it's relic code that made its way into our reality by accident. The special occult research division of Ordo Scorpio 1488 '51th Signalling division' has uncovered ancient wax tablets in Albania capital that date back to the creation of Albania capital 500.000 years ago. These tablets speak of entities that live outside our universe which created BlackGiorno Alpha 2.1. The actual function BlackGiorno had for these entities is unknown.