Brian kent Stories

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brian kent, THE trucking legend? i have posters on him on my walls and we even have our own little trucking festival for ghim! hes once delivered 5 tons of beer on a pickup truck with 2 broken tires and a blownout engine from albania to cape horn in africa. hes truly a legend, we even have a trucking song about him thats only known in the trucking community. shall i sing it to you?

Brian Kent has been trying to sell his 10 MATCHING items, they are ancient relics from previous generations. He needs money in order to keep his truck functional, since it having 16 wheels it costs a lot to repair. They say if you assemble them again you can have one wish.

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thog, igor, and klaus are currently trying to get a hold of the schwerer gustav wich is stored at the us military museum. once we get it, we will elimnated erdogan! turkey has opressed the truckers for so long and it is out duty to liberate out brothers in arms!

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you might not believe it but the worship of Brian Kent can actually imbue someone with mystical trucking abilities. of course theyre only legends but i believe them. Its told that Brians legendary trunk, Unit 731 is hidden somewhere in eastern europe. supposedly the truck is able to go quicker than the average truck, and can allow the driver to see the quickest trucking route within his mind.

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the trucking community is very underground and barely anyone knows it, we are very tighnit community. sometimes when we meet at gas stations, to identify each other we say knock knock, and then the other trucker will ask whos there? and then ill say europe, and if then if he says europe who hes not a real trucker. a real trucker would says "no, your a poo!"

oh i think ive seen you on brentons gas station before insulin, were you that short guy with the girlish dress? me and another trucking friend, klaus dieter peters, a friend from germany, made jokes about crossdressing for the rest of the day after that, and then i looked into it and found this thing called anime, i didnt know about it before because i dont really browse the internet apart from trucking news, but i found a series under the anime category called konosubmarine or something, you might not believe it but the worship of Brian Kent can actually imbue someone with mystical trucking abilities. of course theyre only legends but i believe them. Its told that Brians legendary trunk, Unit 731 is hidden somewhere in eastern europe. supposedly the truck is able to go quicker than the average truck, and can allow the driver to see the quickest trucking route within his mind.

The deal with those devilish three is that Thog is the most capable man on the planet, thog do what thog do, once he even turned the whole continent of africa upside down because he lost a burger king coupon. Igor is the brains, he once calculated the surface of the sun before telescopes but since being alcoholic he kinda forgot, and Klaus has money for food and is also their ride

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yes diddy. the legends are true. i saw unit 731 with my own eyes. it is stored in ukraine i belive? im not sure, since i was very tired during my ride. but i saw it in a facility owned by russia. im not sure of russia handling that, but who knows.

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Brian Kent's 16 wheeler dubbed "Cockroach Killer" was an attempted copy at the perfected Unit 731, if the blueprint or prototype were ever to be found, the whole of trucking kind could transform for good or for worse.

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i belive for worse, since there are so many churches of brian and they have different inrepertations of unit 731, it would cause a civil war. it must be brough to the public bit by bit.

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I agree Baumus, the release of Unit 731 would definitely spark an outrage within the trucking community. I wish that Brenton Tarrant's gas station and The Stream would stay unharmed, but I doubt everyone would be that nice.

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yes. the turks have been plotting this and it is again their fault. they have developed energy capacitors that utilizes the trucking crystals power and absorb it, making out last effort against the cockroaches worhtless! we must be quick with out attack

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alright, i shouldnt be saying this, but the turks have found away to control the flow of their chakra, clearly they know something about Brian Kent we dont know, or something worse, theyve somehow managed to get their hands on Unit 731. if they manage to open all 8 chakra gates, they might be able to preform a 'Truck Hurricane', which would allow them to see the ideal trucking route in any haul. this would be catastrophic for us Albanians. the reason i couldnt tell you is because apparently there is a mole... a roach... if you will, within our ranks, but i think youve all thoroughly proven yourselves.

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Yeah Igor Smith should have an immunity to the coruba files since he came into contact with radioactive substances unknown to man in the caves of Africa, he went there to deliver some buckets full of live chicken to some hungry cave dwellers and accidentally went left in the cave instead of right, what a blessing and a curse

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brian kent is a legendary trucker he is said to deliver 59 metric tons of unrefined uranium 264 to some bosnian crackden with a 3 wheel truck

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dont you mean the other 13 wheels? they all fell off as he went trough turkey and had to stop at a red light since they just rushed to take all the tires

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brian kent is well and alive he is living in southside miami an is wanting to sell is 10 MATCHING ITEMS, the underground biking community is trying to assasinate him because of the grudges they hold against each othe. bikers are filth and they are like the antichrist of trucking

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Trucking is my life.... it was a hand me down from Brian Kent the legendary trucker who delivered 100 gallons of Awesome Sauce to the hungry boys of Mongolia

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You look like Brenton's Ex Wife. When he left New Zealand to start a trucking business in the EU his wife divorced him and took all real estate he worked hard to purchase. She's a real piece of work.

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he and brian kent are very good friends brenton and brian once sabotaged a bikers meeting with the help of the cargoship community by ramming the ss chunger into their little pub

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the cargoship community is also very nice, im not a ship captain myself but my good friend blake ableman is and he drives me around the ocean for free

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Oh I remember that, didn't they find out about the meeting from a drunk biker who crashed into the Brenton Truck Stop

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The cargoship community made a bet whether they'd help out or not right, something about racing down The Stream, the long ship dock in India where Brian raced his 3 wheeler against the SS Chunger?

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i once hauled immigrants from liberia to france with a caterpillar truck they were all really rowdy and after the haul the truck was almost completely destroyed, they took out the engine and one of the tires on the way, not doing that ever again lol

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I heard that when Igor Smith used to truck back in the late 90s he delivered 50 Fridges full of Minced Meat to Russia all the way from Florida, apparently the cargo ship he would be transported on had crashed and so he had to modify his truck into the first ever Semi-WaterTruck 3000 and crossed the entire ocean

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igor currently is doing hauls in china because noone else wants to since of the curola virus and hes getting tons of money, although i hope he wont get infected

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I remember when Trucker Tech Monthly was hijacked by Biker Weekly. The anger truckers realised when they opened the first page to reveal a big fat hairy bikers... the faces of us in the Passau Trucker Pit-Stop was just sheer anger, truckers and frieghters actually teamed up that day to take back Trucker Monthly and beat the shit out of bikers.

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OH GOD.. BIKER WEEKLY? every week a new biker video? i cant stand that! what do they talk about? there is notinh being developed in the wastelands of biking! they are too stupid.

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Yeah baumus... Biker Weekly do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... Their recent video... we had 15 FAT DISGUSTING BIKERS rev their bikes and drive up the road. If you are a trucker too we should appear in their next video as pretend bikers and spring an attack and light their bikes on fire.

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ah then we must speak about the chinese trucking community. We must establish a new base of operations there in wuhan while chaos ensues. we must take a foothold in chinas moment of weakness. i am sick of being intercepted by the xi jing mongols who insist on stealing my cargo when i am travelling the silk road through india. the Po poo Harja Indians are very bad people and have teamed up with the xi Jing i wish to overthrow them

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has any trucker here been able to truck through africa as of yet? i saw Brian kent wrote an article about the sahara and how the truckers are treated with respect by the african people. i hear that albino people were slow to warm up to the diesel truck but they are quite accepting now. south africa has a nice truck stop in cape york. i hope to visit someday

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Brenton actually disappeared after telling other he was going on a crusade to Africa. I heard he was looking for 51 drums of oil to bring back for a party but I haven't heard back from him since. I hope he is fine

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yeah i was on the stream once as well, shits crazy, was racing against a us navy aircraft carrier privatly owned by some rich guy from the cargo ship communty, i could barely keep up with him in my 23 wheeler. that shits intense

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have you guys heard of jumbo jet reviews? its very good channel, jumbo jets are also aight, but were neutral. they own the airspace so we will need ot befirend them when we want to launch our truck icbms (intercontinental chungus btruck (the b is silent) mongo) fitted with ieds (igors explosive device) to attack turky from above

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have you heard of trucking politics? its kinda like electing a state representative, every trucking province, defined by its trucking depos, has an arch trucker voted for by other truckers, then you can also vote trucking president he basically decides trade and routes. its basically a shadow government only concerned about trucking, there is a war between trucking and biking leagues, although we have spearheaded an attack into seattle washington were they have their biking hq they have also mounted a counterattack in california since there is special biking lanes there theyve just been using those to get around quicker, altough they cant transport equipment that fast, and you cant mount artillery on a bike like on a truck, we have truck-tanks, wich are basically tank turrets mounted on trucks, cant do that on a bike can you?

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Hmm I think that is only in the USA, here in Europe we still work with Trucker Prince electorates that hold trucking states within the Trucking empire, The trucker lords hold superioritas territorialis over their states, I don't think its as organised as the USA system

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I remember a trucking dispute that happened in Colorado, one rogue trucker named Morgan James Gavin went against the system and decided to record himself rapping in a classified truck that had an interior that wasn't meant to be exposed to the public. Inside the truck was a briefcase full of Smallpox capsules. To this day some people can still hear him rapping in his jail cell. If you are ever in Colorado be sure to ask about The Eminem of Trucking and I am sure you will be told many stories.

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that would be poggers. have you watched james train tips and cargo ship weekly? they are good channels and its good to inform yourself about trains and cargo ships because they are close friends of trucking. the trains control the rains and cargo ships the seas, there is even a cargo ship navy, cargo ships refitted with artillery to give us coastal bombardment of turkey in the upcoming attack

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yeah i was on the stream once as well, shits crazy, was racing against a us navy aircraft carrier privatly owned by some rich guy from the cargo ship communty, i could barely keep up with him in my 23 wheeler. that shits intense

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theres also a very niche tunnel boring community, theyre a bit boring but they help sometimes digging roads under highways because sometimes we just dont want to deal with suvs and pathetic 4 wheelers on the road and just wanna get to our destination quickly I hear that the CEO of Tunnel Boring has a really weird haircut looks like it's kinda receding and I think he's young after taking the company from his parents. I haven't read Industrial Times and so don't know much? Do you know? Or shall I ask soome of the older truckers at my local pit-stop??

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i think his name starts with d, something like david? i dunno. i know hes very young and i think hes bi as well but i dunno. hes an lgbt advocate and openly transsexual.